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Anonymous: Omfg someone just said in deviantart that you were just hogging for attention because your mother didnt give you "enough attention". I could agree that people did put some effort into some of these fantrolls but by the background of your blog its already understandable that they're bad fantrolls.

where did they say this show me right now

Anonymous: Why don't you like Nepeta?

why do you

NEPETA LEIJON

Nepeta Leijon

Your name is NEPETA LEIJON. 

You live in a CAVE that is also a HIVE, but still mostly just a CAVE. You like to engage in FRIENDLY ROLE PLAYING, but not the DANGEROUS KIND. Never the DANGEROUS KIND. It’s TOO DANGEROUS! Too many of your good friends have gotten hurt that way. 

Your daily routine is dangerous enough as it is. You prowl the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS, and stalk them and take them down with nothing but your SHARP CLAWS AND TEETH! You take them back to your cave and EAT THEM, and from time to time, WEAR THEIR PELTS FOR FUN. You like to paint WALL COMICS using blood and soot and ash, depicting EXCITING TALES FROM THE HUNT! And other goofy stories about you and your numerous pals. Your best pal of all is A LITTLE BOSSY, and people wonder why you even bother with him. But someone has to keep him pacified. If not you, then who? Everyone has an important job to do. 

Your trolltag is arsenicCatnip and :33 < *your sp33ch precedes itself with the face of your lusus who is pawssibly the cutest and purrhaps the bestest kitty you have ever s33n!* 

Anonymous: this blog <3< nepeta

Momuss <3< Nepeta 

Anonymous: one of my armpits makes sweat that smells worse than the other

my grandmother had the same problem between her clit and anus 

Anonymous: What's the worst Fantroll you've ever seen?

nepeta

Anonymous: Yesterday I discovered there is a Greek god called Momus who is associated with satire, criticism, and sarcasm. I just kind of sat there for a second, and then I silently applauded you for your brilliantly named fan troll.

Momuss Sarkas, the green piece of shit.

im actually flattered haha thank you anon. but yes, thats what i based him from, that and my asshole self. 

badhomestuckfantrollsandthings:

Oh ok
-Mod P.
are those beads? please dont use beads
-coach z

theyre anal beads

badhomestuckfantrollsandthings:

Oh ok

-Mod P.

are those beads? please dont use beads

-coach z

theyre anal beads

all asks are tagged as hatemail btw 

i know that its not hatemail

stop telling me its not hatemail i am aware of how much it is busy not being the thing i am tagging it as thank you