March 2012
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Anonymous asked: ((so, there's been random speculation that the two UUs are the same troll with multiple personalities. BUT it's already a canon fact that they have different blood colors. what would your reaction be if Hussie made trolls with color-changing blood canon? As it, canon canon not "hurr this shit's canon nao gais"))
Anonymous asked: Opinion on March Eridan, from the viewpoint of a shitty-fantroll-blog-running-person?
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moriartyandowls asked: so i fucking love this blog omg keep it UP
February 2012
109 posts
Vitani Noctis
Name: Vitani Noctis (I am war of the Night) Trollian handle: purringInsanity Title: Guard of Amity Race: Troll Zodiac sign: Lyra (although it’s not a real zodiac sign xP) Gender: female Age: 6.92 alternian solar sweeps Blood: Spring green (lowblood) Sexual orientation: Bi-sexual Horns: resemble an flipped Omega (sign for being the last) Planet: Land of Jewels and Solace (LOJAS) ...
This is Arderr’s ancestor, Observer. Observer, well of course, observes people. Because he is all the blood colors, he sees everyone equally. However, he hates when high bloods think poorly of low bloods, and when low bloods hate high bloods. If one of the other mistreats the other disrespectfully, he kills the one who had done wrong.
He is all of the blood colors. All of them.
Oc rofl
Well, I found this one awful fantroll. She looked kinda like this:
The description was…
“RoFl ThIs Iz OqUnIa. art coptright: me homestuck copyright: andrew hussie History: without warning, turns into werewolf and goes on killing sprees. crys tears of ice. prefers to drink boiling water whenever thirsty.”
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Anonymous asked: Why is that person trying to defend their fantroll when their fantroll has headphone-shaped horns do they even realize what they are doing
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Anonymous asked: simnos wizmon and nowzim sonwis
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Anonymous asked: your opinion on a person creating an askblog for their fantroll?
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owlsharks asked: Ah I see. Even so it wouldn't be so hard to find a single syllable equivalent. And I should've been more clear. 8 letters in the strife name minus the word 'kind' itself.
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owlsharks asked: Except, titles are supposed to be one syllable, so Curator of Life unfortunately wouldn't fly. I'm sure there's a one-syllable equivalent somewhere. Strife kinds are also supposed to be only 8 letters. Why not just give him BOWKIND like Equius had?
by the way for that last anon, the mods have made fantrolls before and we’ve posted them here too
this was one that was made specifically for this blog by a former mod as an example of a good troll
and this is the one i made absolutely ages ago and recently overhauled
so don’t go accusing us of not knowing how to make fantrolls because you obviously haven’t been around very...
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askziggmo asked: Excuse me, I have seen my fantroll on this blog and would royaly like to tell you to go fuck yourself. It is not "funny" nor "cool" to be making fun of a bunch of fantrolls. You don't know their stories, or the person who created the fantroll. You don't even KNOW how the fantroll acts in roleplay. All I am saying is that you should get permission before submitting...
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Anonymous asked: Hey. you lolcows. Your blog is really shitty, just sayin'. You judge people's creations but I highly doubt you could make anything better than most of them. Give me your creation or suck a dick and gtfo.
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Anonymous asked: Well..I saw your picture of your fantroll: Pergamentia Astreska, I realized, that on my Eridan account, I have her added. Oh God. What do?
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Anonymous asked: Aaahh, I clicked submit on something with a link to a blog before I saw the "no direct links" rule. :/ I don't suppose you could... remove the link? I think the troll belongs on here, and I'm sorry I didn't read the rules.
This is my second Homestuck OC- Roassa French. She’s a whiteblood, making her a mutant, so she doesn’t actually show her sign or her blood color. I changed the horns so they are arrows pointed down, BTW. And she doesn’t have the bow anymore. : P HS (c) Hussie
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insom-niatic asked: okay, just yes. this blog, i love it so much. it's perfect. oh gosh. who ever runs this blog, i love them so very much. okay.
my eyes hurt
Everything you need to know is in the info.
This is genuinPleaser, my friends character. His Voice: [link] Height: about a head height taller than Ancestor: Dualscar. yes, he’s a tall one. Chumhandle: genuinPleaser / thewolfGenuin (alt for when/if his current handle decides to bitch out on him) Ancestor Handle: thehuskyGrigoire Quirks: gr = grrr (same in caps) FUCK = BARK damn = dayum...
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Anonymous asked: Why do you think it is that so many fantroll creators add hero title and land to their character? Seeing that in the history of paradox space there's only been 24 trolls to have played Sburb, it doesn't make sense for every character to have game-related anything in their info.
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Anonymous asked: Is it alright to submit fankids, as long as they're shittier than a chicken coop?
Anonymous asked: Why don't people understand that it is particularly stressed that trolls go up alone with only their lusus to take care of them? Why do they always say stuff about their parents when trolls don't even know who their parents are?
“This is my Homestuck Troll OC, I’v been meaning to make one for awhile now.. just never got around to it xD…
Her name is Kazuko Raidon She is February/Aquarius, So.. Eridan Ampora”
Oh my goddddd
http://askthesecondgens.tumblr.com/post/17474503777/man-this-took-a-while-to-answer-artists-need-to
the whole blog but this was inmy tags i just cantttttttt
Apparently this is the artist as a troll.
Dat arm.
I found this while looking at someones info on a chat. It doesn’t have a description, but all it says is “my fantroll…….” I’m pretty sure they’re serious about this.
Aislin Berliz
“Name: Aislin (pronounced Ash lin) Berliz (pronounced burr liz) Typing Color: Dark Red Title : Witch of Rage Username: Shatteredfate Lusus: Giant Wolf Catchphrase: Y0|_| ! |-|0\/\/ |)4R3 Y0|_|! Typing quirk: 5|-|3 7Y|>35 |_1|<3 7|-|15 Typing speed: Takes her a while to type all that out, she is usually day dreaming. Appearance: will post a picture soon.”
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jety-lefr asked: do you notify the makers of awful fantrolls that you've blogged about their OCs?
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Anonymous asked: I like to think that this blog is run by the fantroll in the avatar, Dreled Toinoc, it's my headcanon is that okay
I think this is supposed to be a fan troll? It was tagged “homestuck” and “OC” and has gray skin, so…?
Where are your horns??
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Anonymous asked: Is it ok for a troll to cover up the symbol on their shirt? Maybe to conceal their blood color?
this is Karenna my new Homestuck OC she is Gamzee Makara’s Matesprite
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Anonymous asked: What are your opinions on things like fan humans or fan carapaces?
MY HomestucK CharacteR! OriginaL BasE FroM BEKbases HomeStuck Troll OC Character Info: Name: Sheeka Nahash Title: The Keeper of Secrets Age: 14 Screen Name: ambientSnake Typing Style: Capitalizes the first and last letters of every word. SO IT LookS A LittlE LikE ThiS Zodiac Sign: Ophiuchus Strife Specibi(Weapon): Macekind Relations: Candlesnake Gamzee - like a close brother Karkat - friend...
This fantroll was made by a friend of mine
Original text:
lol, my homestuck FC i don’t know ANYTHING about homestuck but my friends said, i should do a homestuck FC ._.’ Her Zodiac is virgo
Welp
Creator: my homestuck oc ^^ trollchum user: TurntableElectron / [TE]: symbol: Callisto typing style: [TE]: shheeeeeee tyypppeesss wiiitthhhhhh maaannnyyyy lleettteerrsss annnddd oonneeee orrrr twooo sqqiiigglllyyyy syymmmbbooollllss~~ >;$ (i have no idea what that squigly symbol is called ._.) she also has a liking to dave strider ^^ but she calls him “TG” since shes more use to seeing...
Creator: raaaah its all fixed now me is happyer nao AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN ACTUALLY CHANGE YOUR BLOOD COLOR IF YOU MADE A ARTIFICAL HERMAPHONGE-WHATEVER BUT IT HASENT BEEN MADE YET SCIENTIST IS STILL WORKIN ON IT and snice homestuck is so mystical anything can happen~ uaaaah~
……see title Name: Sallie Kassik Title: Princess of Karma Age: 6 Alternian solar sweeps (13) Screen Name: cookieMaster195 (iunno XD) Typing Style: Normal. A few little shortens. Zodiac Sign: Aquatic Strife Specibi(Weapon): sword (it’s blade shoots out of the hold) Relations: she treats all of the trolls with a friend-respect, she has a crush on Eridan ( ) Fetch Modus(If they...