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Remember the guy with the bad horn, neckbelt, sweater, and heart tail thing? I sprited him. Badly

Remember the guy with the bad horn, neckbelt, sweater, and heart tail thing? I sprited him. Badly

Dawny Moonshine
She ranebow blood
she angle
matesprite with sollux
miril with nepeta bc equis is gross DX
kismsis hamsee XDDDD
kawaii queen X333

Dawny Moonshine

She ranebow blood

she angle

matesprite with sollux

miril with nepeta bc equis is gross DX

kismsis hamsee XDDDD

kawaii queen X333

chaostheinsane:

maiyotrolls:

dmamaroleplays:

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:


My posse and I put together this bad fantroll bingo chart, but I’m too chickenshit to post it myself.

fun drinking game: go through this blog and take a shot for every one you score

If I got a nickel…
Look, this is beating a dead horse at this point, but a lot of these squares are pretty specifically targeted and not exactly “general”, at least on my side of the community. And that’s really not okay. And what’s also not okay is this bingo card. It’s very superficial and counter-productive to fantrollers and their roleplaying. 
Allow me some minor counter-arguments on some these squares. 
Mentally Unstable - You do realize that this is a planet where everyone is made of incestuous sludge raised to kill before they can even claim a lusus and have a hive, yes? Name any child that will be absolutely fine growing up from that without any therapy or support. Alternia is a very unstable and vicious planet. Hell, all of the trolls in the comic are mentally unstable in some way.
Subjuggulator - Because really, we all know that the Makara Bloodline are the only ones allowed to wear facepaint and worship the MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs. Honestly, this is just here because you guys think it’s overdone.
The same goes for Dead Lusus, Masks, Tough but Actually Sensitive, Over Used Symbol, Snake Themed Rainbow Drinker(Heaven forbid anyone besides the Maryams can be a vampire) and etc.
Adults on Alternia - Really now? Screen cap me the line where it says that EVERY adult is sent off the planet, and even then petty canon-policing isn’t going to stop people from making adults, either coming back after their military term or never left the planet cause they hid during drafting.
All of the squares regarding a troll’s appearance - So apparently a character’s worth is only in their looks huh? And just because it breaks what you think is canon it’s worthless? alright then
Tumblr nose - What does that even mean? As in they put a nose on their sprites? Uhm sorry to say butJust because hussie’s style of sprites doesn’t have them, doesn’t mean that trolls are noseless. If an artist wants to give a troll a nose, that’s their artistic choice and interpretation and that shouldn’t even be an issue to you people.
Some of these are literally just biting into an artist’s style and sprite choices and that’s not even funny to do, especially for people that are just beginning in art and art still learning.
And then, of course, the horrible non 6/6 letter names. To be rather rude, Hussie’s naming system was about SYMBOLISM, in case you couldn’t tell, and while it’s fun to partake in stretching out/trimming down names to fit the number, it’s not required because look at all the people, there’s no need to symbolize the amount of trolls cause there’s so many in the community.
I don’t really approve of blogs like these that promote hate and canon-policing, because almost all the submissions are skin-deep and the moment ONE LITTLE THING is different it’s labeled a bad fantroll, as well as the fact that it’s usually done by a small, narrow-minded group of people are giving their OPINIONS and declaring it FACT and that it should be EVERYONE ELSE’S STANDARD.
By that logic, every fantroll is a bad fantroll because Alternia was destroyed so everyone should be dead.
Not to mention that Hussie declared everything canon, because there are so many alternate universes in his comic that it’d be impossible to declare what is or isn’t canon or not.
These blogs are really toxic and hate-mongering and it’s only purpose is get popular by shitting on other people’s fun and designing ability. It’s very shallow to me and doesn’t help anyone in anyway.
Honestly I can say more but this has all been said before me. But seeing this on my dash made me mad because everyone complains about people talking shit about them or being mean to them, and yet those same people(and many more) will glorify this kind of behavior for superficial reasons. More importantly, it’s teaching the new fans and roleplayers that this toxic behavior is acceptable and even encouraged wherever they go. And that’s just not ok at all.
This turned out longer than I thought and it’s a little over the place, but I’m not apologizing for the length this time.
That’s my two cents on this fantroll-hate bullshit.

preach

kankri

preach

chaostheinsane:

maiyotrolls:

dmamaroleplays:

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:

My posse and I put together this bad fantroll bingo chart, but I’m too chickenshit to post it myself.

fun drinking game: go through this blog and take a shot for every one you score

If I got a nickel…

Look, this is beating a dead horse at this point, but a lot of these squares are pretty specifically targeted and not exactly “general”, at least on my side of the community. And that’s really not okay. And what’s also not okay is this bingo card. It’s very superficial and counter-productive to fantrollers and their roleplaying. 

Allow me some minor counter-arguments on some these squares. 

  • Mentally Unstable - You do realize that this is a planet where everyone is made of incestuous sludge raised to kill before they can even claim a lusus and have a hive, yes? Name any child that will be absolutely fine growing up from that without any therapy or support. Alternia is a very unstable and vicious planet. Hell, all of the trolls in the comic are mentally unstable in some way.
  • Subjuggulator - Because really, we all know that the Makara Bloodline are the only ones allowed to wear facepaint and worship the MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs. Honestly, this is just here because you guys think it’s overdone.
  • The same goes for Dead Lusus, Masks, Tough but Actually Sensitive, Over Used Symbol, Snake Themed Rainbow Drinker(Heaven forbid anyone besides the Maryams can be a vampire) and etc.
  • Adults on Alternia - Really now? Screen cap me the line where it says that EVERY adult is sent off the planet, and even then petty canon-policing isn’t going to stop people from making adults, either coming back after their military term or never left the planet cause they hid during drafting.
  • All of the squares regarding a troll’s appearance - So apparently a character’s worth is only in their looks huh? And just because it breaks what you think is canon it’s worthless? alright then
  • Tumblr nose - What does that even mean? As in they put a nose on their sprites? Uhm sorry to say but
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    Just because hussie’s style of sprites doesn’t have them, doesn’t mean that trolls are noseless. If an artist wants to give a troll a nose, that’s their artistic choice and interpretation and that shouldn’t even be an issue to you people.
  • Some of these are literally just biting into an artist’s style and sprite choices and that’s not even funny to do, especially for people that are just beginning in art and art still learning.
  • And then, of course, the horrible non 6/6 letter names. To be rather rude, Hussie’s naming system was about SYMBOLISM, in case you couldn’t tell, and while it’s fun to partake in stretching out/trimming down names to fit the number, it’s not required because look at all the people, there’s no need to symbolize the amount of trolls cause there’s so many in the community.

I don’t really approve of blogs like these that promote hate and canon-policing, because almost all the submissions are skin-deep and the moment ONE LITTLE THING is different it’s labeled a bad fantroll, as well as the fact that it’s usually done by a small, narrow-minded group of people are giving their OPINIONS and declaring it FACT and that it should be EVERYONE ELSE’S STANDARD.

By that logic, every fantroll is a bad fantroll because Alternia was destroyed so everyone should be dead.

Not to mention that Hussie declared everything canon, because there are so many alternate universes in his comic that it’d be impossible to declare what is or isn’t canon or not.

These blogs are really toxic and hate-mongering and it’s only purpose is get popular by shitting on other people’s fun and designing ability. It’s very shallow to me and doesn’t help anyone in anyway.

Honestly I can say more but this has all been said before me. But seeing this on my dash made me mad because everyone complains about people talking shit about them or being mean to them, and yet those same people(and many more) will glorify this kind of behavior for superficial reasons. More importantly, it’s teaching the new fans and roleplayers that this toxic behavior is acceptable and even encouraged wherever they go. And that’s just not ok at all.

This turned out longer than I thought and it’s a little over the place, but I’m not apologizing for the length this time.

That’s my two cents on this fantroll-hate bullshit.

preach

kankri

preach

Anonymous: how are mentally unstable trolls bad? over half the canon trolls can be described as such. unless they mean "LOL SO CRAZY!" because that's fucking awful.

Aerok is afflicted with several mental disorders, including OCD, Asperger’s Syndrome, Schizophrenia, Narcissism, Bipolar Disorder, Insomnia, etc. As such, he has a difficult time coping with large groups of people. He does not understand figures of speech, like sarcasm, metaphors, hyperbole, etc. He tries to be kind to others in spite of this, but he mostly comes off as weird or creepy. He is very clingy with people, and will sometimes develop a sort of “love” for them at first sight. He also talks about himself a lot, almost exclusively in a positive light. Aerok occasionally gains near-omnipotence in a “power mode” when he is upset or angry. Unfortunately, he is incredibly single-minded while in power mode, so once he removes whatever is bothering him, he goes back to normal and forgets the entire thing.

youre right. this is the best troll ive ever seen.

ah yes

here is another.

It baffles me that people actually sit down to do this and they take time out of their life and then look at the end result and be like.. Yeah, this is perfect. Like what the fuck -kazoo

It baffles me that people actually sit down to do this and they take time out of their life and then look at the end result and be like.. Yeah, this is perfect. Like what the fuck -kazoo


i was so lazy too do the backaround .________________________________________________________________. so this my 3rd fantroll gal Braika Vantka age 8 sweep (18 years)who is Pretty gal!! :33 also she with Feriua!! also her has a older brother Hanka… XD so i don`t mind you draw her~! :3 so Faithy~! out 

i was so lazy too do the backaround .________________________________________________________________. so this my 3rd fantroll gal Braika Vantka 
age 8 sweep (18 years)
who is Pretty gal!! :33 
also she with Feriua!! also her has a older brother Hanka… XD so i don`t mind you draw her~! :3 
so Faithy~! out 




The troll with a snake hat is Soushi Unitri (so-you-shy not sushi) and the girl in the dress is his matsprit and I don’t have a name for her…






‘Scratch that, her name is Aliuia Aranin !’
The troll with a snake hat is Soushi Unitri (so-you-shy not sushi) and the girl in the dress is his matsprit and I don’t have a name for her…
Scratch that, her name is Aliuia Aranin !’

Aliuias ancestorOK got her horns… I forgot last timeSorry I can’t colur…The Masquerade is very misunderstood.Being a purple blood trolls hated her.The only friend she had was RedGlare, but that was very short lived, half a sweep to be exact…No one knows her real identity much like the sufferer/sighnless.She is Aliuia’s Ancestor. That means shes the Chines Zodiac for roster, and shes also a Virgo.


I messed up on her horn again @_@ 

You sure that’s all you messed up on

Aliuias ancestor
OK got her horns… I forgot last time
Sorry I can’t colur…

The Masquerade is very misunderstood.
Being a purple blood trolls hated her.
The only friend she had was RedGlare, but that was very short lived, half a sweep to be exact…
No one knows her real identity much like the sufferer/sighnless.
She is Aliuia’s Ancestor. That means shes the Chines Zodiac for roster, and shes also a Virgo.

I messed up on her horn again @_@Fail 

You sure that’s all you messed up on

i swear this was the only info i could find. the description was simply “kARKAT BELONGS TO ANDREW HUSSIE.CICI BELONGS TO ME.”

i swear this was the only info i could find. the description was simply “kARKAT BELONGS TO ANDREW HUSSIE.
CICI BELONGS TO ME.”

My first ever OC. She was a limeblood, and had magical light powers with absolutely no limits and was blind for no reason. Her name was Elekta, which was based off of the latin for my old online nickname, Amber.
I… I’ve gotten better.

My first ever OC. She was a limeblood, and had magical light powers with absolutely no limits and was blind for no reason. Her name was Elekta, which was based off of the latin for my old online nickname, Amber.

I… I’ve gotten better.